It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
