You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I party with great urgency now.
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