I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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