check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he laminated a picture of his dick.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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