Me. At least after what I've been through.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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