It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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