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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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