Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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