The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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