so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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