Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
