I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
