i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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