Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
bring money and cleavage
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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