There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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