so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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