I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
