I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
