Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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