Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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