thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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