the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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