I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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