How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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