So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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