dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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