Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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