I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Damn victory sex feels great
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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