found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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