I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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