I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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