I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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