I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
