I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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