It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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