Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there was a trapeze. enough said
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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