idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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