we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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