I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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