: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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