I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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