Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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