brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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