come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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