forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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