You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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