what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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