I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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