Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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