Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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