Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
this is an emotional support booty call
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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