booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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