he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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