How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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