is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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