pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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