what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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